Scott Wood

Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.
Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him
by SpookyDookie64 October 07, 2022
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Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
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wood pewee

wood pewee is a funny word
by xxrainbowchicxx21 March 29, 2011
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Generational wood

When one finds oneself with an erection for both a GILF and a GDILF .
I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.
by Tough T is BS May 07, 2021
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lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram
Did u see the new video lil wood posted today
by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017
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mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.
by TheLoveableLion December 10, 2014
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wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.
“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”
by zzeeexx November 25, 2021
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