hard amounts

A large quantity.
Used to show enthusiasm.
Drugs.

"Are you going to come and play a game of tennis?"
"Yes mate, hard amounts."

"Mate did you find some hard amounts?"
"Pff, yes. lol"

by Cock McStalion May 24, 2008

hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

Hard stroking

To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them

Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her

by Creamycameltoe69 September 8, 2018

hard reboot

When your significant other sticks their thumb in your butt and pinches your taint

I was whiskey drunk, couldn't get it up and needed a hard reboot

by Payn March 1, 2014

off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

Butt Hard

An Idiom meant to describe when something is noticeably difficult, but not quite difficult enough to be considered Shit hard.

"Getting up in the morning today was Butt Hard".

by Lord Tuba December 12, 2018

hard-tail

a guitar without a whammy bar/vibrato bar.

Dammit, I can't play this song. My guitar's a hard-tail.

by ann1564++ December 31, 2008