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Halo 3

The worst excuse for a game in the history of forever!

You hover when you jump.

Failed story line.

Bungie cant pick up the money to make another main character.

Shit-ass graphics!

Stupid sniper rifle scope. (rectangle, wtf!)

Glide up ladders.

Homos like to play it and tea-bag each other. (fags).

Unrealistic weaponary.

It's for the shit-box.
Peter: "Hey, man. Wanna play Halo 3? I'll Tea-bag you!"

Nic: "Nah, Fuck you, man! Go play your Shit-Box 360 and go tea-bag your faggot friends somewhere else!"

Peter: "Shut up, just shut up!! <sob><sob>. I'll tell Master Chief on you!"

Nic: "Whatever. Go rape your mom in the ass with a fucking machete for all I care, you worthless Halo loving cock sucking piece of shit!"

Peter: "<SOB><SOB><SOB>"
by Your moms asshole August 29, 2009
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Halo Syndrome

Halo Syndrome, Is A Term For A Person Who Finds Halo And The Halo Series To Be The Best Game Ever, Ignoring All Other Games, Referring To Real Life As Being In Halo, Or Spending All Their Time Playing Halo And Then Realizing Their Real Life Sucks.
Guy With Halo Syndrome: Aw dude watch out! There's a jeep coming through filled with covenant! Don't worry I'll hit it with my war-hammer!
Normal Guy: .....Wtf is a covenant?

His grades are dropping fast. Why is he not at school?
He's got Halo syndrome.
by Firehead2014 October 1, 2010
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Bloody Halo

When you fuck a girl on her period and then take the blood off your dick and draw a halo around her forehead like Jesus. Similar to the dirty sanchez.
My girl was trying to act like a martyr so I gave her a bloody halo.
by The sex prophets March 2, 2010
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Halo

Omfg0rz!!!111!shift1!!! its halo
by Deen July 24, 2008
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Halo

Halo (single player)is average at best. Anyone that says otherwise needs to play Half-life 2, Doom, or Killzone
by A Gorilla December 10, 2008
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y halo

Nike, General motors and a bunch of other Transnationals already have turnovers far far above the GDP of some LEDCs.


It's a well established fact that these transnationals can push the LEDC governments to change legislation in thier favour, with the threat of simply moving business elsewhere for a lower production cost. But remember, it's the governments of these LEDCs that have the final say, just allowing the scaremongers at the transnationals to trick them. Your theory that no government would have it in thier power to stop them is proposterous. Even at the very worst, they could simply become isolationist and nationalise all foreign owned business, a la Fidel Castro.


But think about it, suppose Nike didn't like the deal it was getting in Thailand, and moved production to somewhere else (been done before). Would the people of these countries feel better then, with no income at all? I think not.


The benefits of capitalism still outweigh the negatives. Communist governments have never contributed anything to the world except genocide and games of economic catchup.


=Communism does not benefit the human race.
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by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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halo2

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.
When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.
by Dave December 4, 2004
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