hobogoat

Some large douche shit, ass-clown/hat who is related to most of the people in the area and has eye balls close together, usually from Albion/Lyndonville/Barre, NY

That guy at the bar dating his cousin wearing car hearts and a pile of dead squirrels he shot in the bed of his big rusted truck is such a hobogoat!

by Albion_Sucks November 21, 2011

hoborapist

1. One who rapes hobos.
2. Hobo who rapes.

1. That dude is a hoborapist. He has raped 5 hobos.
2. That dude is a hoborapist. He has no home and rapes people.

by hoborapist December 18, 2012

Hobokentunaphone

Used to describe a person obsessed with all marching band related activites, events, etc. Typically spends their days watching Drum Corp videos on YouTube.

Matthew is a huge hobokentunaphone.

by Royal_Act April 20, 2015

Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

matawan ceiling hobos

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in

Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)

by I know sll December 21, 2021

Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

Hoboat

Noun. From "Homeless showboat", an overly eager, attention seeking street individual with no discernible place of residence. Often known to play instruments/sing, juggle poorly, and engage in intentionally shocking acts for money and/or attention. While very popular in urban areas by visiting midwestern tourists, often vilified by locals and less ambitious members of the homeless community.

"Did you see that bum? He was trying to eat like, 14 bottlecaps? Fucking Hoboat."

by Kris Miller March 7, 2004