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grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows
Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.
by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017
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Grape🍇Ape

A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.
Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.
by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021
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red grape

A annoying teacher at school. Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.
Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.
by Bigballslickerbrea July 28, 2024
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Grape

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.
“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”
by Pat Dry June 30, 2025
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pop it down like a peeled grape

When you slurp something down your gullet without chewing
Person 1: Aww, man, what should I do with this food? I don't know the best way to eat it.
Person 2: When in doubt, just pop it down like a peeled grape. It's great! Or should I say, grape? Laughs maniacally.
Person 1: ...
by friendlybean February 3, 2019
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grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!
by Apple poo December 10, 2015
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Grape

Bruh that song was grape as fuck
by Intoastro November 28, 2015
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