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meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018
mugGet the meet my goosemug.

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.
by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017
mugGet the Goose stuck in the puddlemug.

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.
After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009
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Goose Creek high

A school where the boys are fake, girls fight over cafeteria seats and the building smells like weed. Every student you see is either pregnant or carrying a Juul.
by Bigdadbrosky May 16, 2018
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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena June 30, 2020
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Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
by KingJonk February 4, 2020
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goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair
How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk
by Klu klux king August 31, 2022
mugGet the goose go honkmug.

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