After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009
Get the Egg Laying Goosemug. The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018
Get the meet my goosemug. Bird #1: who is silly little goose?
Bird #2: squawk.
Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*
Bird #2: squawk.
Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*
by Silly little goose February 11, 2023
Get the silly little goosemug. A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena June 30, 2020
Get the The Great Mother Goosemug. A school where the boys are fake, girls fight over cafeteria seats and the building smells like weed. Every student you see is either pregnant or carrying a Juul.
by Bigdadbrosky May 16, 2018
Get the Goose Creek highmug. When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
by KingJonk February 4, 2020
Get the Goose Neck Slammug. by Chief ST.G October 23, 2008
Get the Goose n' Boostmug.