Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010

glittersnigger

A woman of color who wears an obscene amount of glitter infested makeup.

That glittersnigger has eyelids that look like medium rare beef.

by RightOnMacDaddy November 19, 2010

Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011

Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.

Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.

by Hayzues kreesto March 4, 2011

glitterdicking

1. Decoration of the male genitalia in a flamboyant and gaudy manner
2. Euphemism for horseplay or reckless behavior

1. "My girlfriend is getting all vajazzled so I'm totally glitterdicking it"
2. "Hey you guys, quite glitterdicking around and get back to the huddle!"

by Rake Plankspeed July 6, 2011

glitterpate

To glitterpate is to launch an aesthetic visual attack with glitter as the main ammunition. Has the Stockholm syndrome- like effect on victims, where they actually begin to enjoy the presence of glitter.

We entered the strip club, and man...were we glitterpated or what?

by Glitterbugvins October 23, 2011

Glitter Knickers

When somebody is attracted to a younger person, who may not be of age.
(Gary Glitter)

'Wow check the arse on her'

'Woiii man she looks like shes still at School, you need to chill out Glitter Knickers!'

by disco5975 September 16, 2012