ass gas

Term my grandmother used to refer to farts that have been both squashed and amplified by sitting in a leather reclinign chair during the release.

If it wasn't my grandmother, I would have told the supplier of the ass gas to drop dead in an effort to shut their asshole.

by Dead Menace August 7, 2009

Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.

Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.

by Five in tha Poo August 17, 2009

huffing gas

When a person intentionally inhales gasoline (or any other petrol distillate) to get high. Larger quantities with produce a euphoric effect and cause hallucinations.

"Hey bro, wanna go huff some gas and get high?"

"Sure, I love huffing gas!"

by mistahunta December 16, 2011

Perv Gas

Aftershave, typically the overpowering variety worn by fifteen and sixteen year old boys in the vain attempt to impress girls and convince them they are real men and a force to be reckoned with.

“Did you smell the overpowering perv gas off that lad?”

“Yeah, it was the great smell of shit”

by CraigF August 18, 2008

Minnesota Gas Mask

When a man is getting a blow job while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face.

Gave the ol lady a Minnesota Gas Mask last night

by Snowman 50522 May 30, 2016

Oregon Gas Pump

A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.

(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)

"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"

"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."

"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"

"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."

by 3f24 February 15, 2019

california gas mask

When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.

“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”

by 123colinrox May 17, 2019