Imaginary friends that you have in teenage through adult years that don't exist at all. You tell all your real friends about how cool and weird they are, and all these made up stories about them. People actually begin to believe you, because you always remember your "wend friends" and lie so convincingly. You soon to believe their real. Wend friends are usually different in some way (looks like a kingdom hearts character, is japanese, from northern europe, has mad scientist parents, or has an x in their name)
When you want to get rid of a wend friend, you say they commited suicide (say it to your entire school) or that they moved to a foreign country.
"Wend friends" sound like very interesting people to meet. So you ask for phone numbers, email addresses or pictures, but the owner of the "wend friends" says "They don't like their picture taken", "They don't have an email" or "They can't pay their bills so the phone lines down."
Usually, "wend friends" have odd names. Usually an anagram, or a nickname. Like "Flowerboy" or anagram plus an x. Jacob becomes Bocajx. Seth becomes Texsh. Bob becomes obbx. And so on and so forth. They never have last names or first names. Just nicknames, don't forget the X.
When you want to get rid of a wend friend, you say they commited suicide (say it to your entire school) or that they moved to a foreign country.
"Wend friends" sound like very interesting people to meet. So you ask for phone numbers, email addresses or pictures, but the owner of the "wend friends" says "They don't like their picture taken", "They don't have an email" or "They can't pay their bills so the phone lines down."
Usually, "wend friends" have odd names. Usually an anagram, or a nickname. Like "Flowerboy" or anagram plus an x. Jacob becomes Bocajx. Seth becomes Texsh. Bob becomes obbx. And so on and so forth. They never have last names or first names. Just nicknames, don't forget the X.
Wendy: "I had the most awesome weekend with my friends! Axel is so awesome! And so is Dylan! I love them all, they're so cool!"
Emma Lee: "Yeah....um....cool...."
Leah: "Axel?"
Wendy: "Yeah, he's just like Axel off of Kingdom Hearts. He looks just like him and everything. It's so strange!"
Wendy leaves to go to fourth hour.
Leah: Emma Lee and Hanna, I think she's got some Wend friends.
Hanna: Definitely, she's got some serious wend friends."
Emma Lee: "Yeah....um....cool...."
Leah: "Axel?"
Wendy: "Yeah, he's just like Axel off of Kingdom Hearts. He looks just like him and everything. It's so strange!"
Wendy leaves to go to fourth hour.
Leah: Emma Lee and Hanna, I think she's got some Wend friends.
Hanna: Definitely, she's got some serious wend friends."
by Leahlicious May 16, 2010
Get the Wend Friends mug.Those stupid slutty little 15 year old girls who think they are oh so different because they are a tom boy but yet still wear slutty clothes and more make up than a cheap whore. They typically announce that they need a poo, thinkin its cute.. it's not. Often being so passionate about something that they cant spell it or worse still can't even refer to it properly.
E.G. i want to be a tattooist, i want lots of percings.
Usually sporting a huge, dried up minge fringe, head bands around their forehead, way too much jewelry and concealer on their lips.
Typically posing with an invisible pout, peace sign and one hand scrunching up their mistreated hair.
Will usually believe they are more mature than most because they have had sex so much.
E.G. i want to be a tattooist, i want lots of percings.
Usually sporting a huge, dried up minge fringe, head bands around their forehead, way too much jewelry and concealer on their lips.
Typically posing with an invisible pout, peace sign and one hand scrunching up their mistreated hair.
Will usually believe they are more mature than most because they have had sex so much.
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A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!
I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!
by Bob882 October 11, 2004
Get the friends mug.Wanna do something tonight?" "Sure, but what?" "Hmm, I don't know. How about we go munch a well-cooked face together?" "Sounds awesome, because we're friends, and that's what friendship is." "Woo! As long as they're not raw... because that's just gross.
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it allows you to write entries that can only be read by the people on your friends list. commonly known as FO
it allows you to write entries that can only be read by the people on your friends list. commonly known as FO
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Get the e-friends mug.The group of men who vie for the attention of a single woman by not actively pursuing her. They are often friends themselves or co-workers etc. who claim equal stake in the possibility that they can form a more substantial relationship. Man-Friends serve different functions for the women they seek, from simple companionship to the completion of chores or providing emotional support.
Man-friends are often in denial of their passive pursuit of their 'friends'. Man-Friends can be obstacles to the women's prospective mates and have been known to sabotage their attempts at other relationships. Single men in pursuit of a woman with man-friends are often put off by their presence. Man-friend status is usually something to avoid in developing a new relationship.
The term man-friends does not describe the friends of a man or the gay male friends a woman has.
Man-friends are often in denial of their passive pursuit of their 'friends'. Man-Friends can be obstacles to the women's prospective mates and have been known to sabotage their attempts at other relationships. Single men in pursuit of a woman with man-friends are often put off by their presence. Man-friend status is usually something to avoid in developing a new relationship.
The term man-friends does not describe the friends of a man or the gay male friends a woman has.
I decided not to pursue that girl from the club, she was hanging out with, like, 6 man-friends.
"Things are great with Sally, but tomorrow we go to the game with her 'man-friend' Jeff!!! We will have to see how that goes..."
"I have really become fond of Ann, but I think I am just a 'man-friend'."
"You should have seen it coming, man. She had you slotted as a 'man-friend' from the start."
"I got my 'man-friend' coming over to mow the lawn today, I think I will ask him to change the porch light as well."
"Things are great with Sally, but tomorrow we go to the game with her 'man-friend' Jeff!!! We will have to see how that goes..."
"I have really become fond of Ann, but I think I am just a 'man-friend'."
"You should have seen it coming, man. She had you slotted as a 'man-friend' from the start."
"I got my 'man-friend' coming over to mow the lawn today, I think I will ask him to change the porch light as well."
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