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Fucktard

verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything.
1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.
God you fucktard.
by Squareheadlol October 12, 2010
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a cross between a fucker and a retard
you're a fucktard
by therealannie September 26, 2011
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Fucktard

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard

In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Compound Word Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost to the word cum-swapper.
"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac
by Definitely Not God March 14, 2013
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Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...
by ComeHole August 25, 2013
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Fucktard

Someone who is unbelievably stupid and has incapibility to understand the defenition of fucktard itself, making me write this fucking defenition.
A.k.a person who is an egoist, thinks they're cool, a douchebag, thinks they know everything about life, thinks the world revolves around them, but are actually cunts with no IQ.
With this type of person you cannot communicate without losing your fucking temper and just fucking lose your mind and makes you wanna give them a fucking hi-five, in the face, WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.
me: Cool, now bye. I'm unable to deal with fucktard like you

fucktard: like me? #sho

me: Dafuq.
by I'm smart you no. November 13, 2013
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1. A melding/contraction of the adjective "fucking retard".

2. What women want to be.
1a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
1b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
2a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
alt. You can tell that that girl is fucktard... By her face. ;-)
2b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
by Tony R Mankle February 14, 2015
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known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.
JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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