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Freudloving

The act of loving both a person's physical attractiveness, along with the person's mental beauty.
- She was so attractive, yet so smart, I truly believed that I started Freudloving her.
by Gooosetav July 28, 2022
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Freudian Typo

When someone is writing a message, comment or post and makes a typo via autocorrect that consists of a word that that reveals more information about themselves than intended.
Seth:"4 cylinders make more power than a heavy V8, you ever heard of turbo? I'll gape any dude in my Civic to prove it"
Jeff: "You'll do what Seth!?"
Jessica: "Haha! looks like he made a Freudian Typo."
by Dickshinhairy August 14, 2023
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Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR
Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.
by ConW August 25, 2023
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Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.
Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Freudji

Freudji is a Freudian Slip of an Emoji.
🖕🏾Ooops that was a Freudji … I meant ✌🏾
by JimoChi March 8, 2024
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Freudian imposition

That's another thing I'm fucking tired of.

Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Which is: A mentally retarded person had access to my email in a place where I was not even allowed to tell that retard about my life because it would be in violation of the boundaries policy that my co workers were violating when the fucked that REEETARD and it took the form of something that has been happening to me for years and is clearly some kind of target surveillance and harassment apparatus. Secondly, my work is going into someone else's bank account. Thirdly, I HAVE A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS CLEARLY SPREAD TO MY LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND IS CAUSING SOME KIND OF FLUID BUILD-UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE THAT I CAN ACTIVELY HEAR WHEN I SWALLOW OR OPEN MY JAW. I CANNOT AFFORD HEALTHCARE AND SOLVING PROBLEM 1 AND 2 ALLOWS ME TO SOLVE PROBLEM 3. Stop trying to shrink me you retarded piece of shit. I don't need my fucking mind changed about fucking women more than I need any of these other problems fixed. Freudian imposition."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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freudocracy

an alternative term for a police state, except its for an entire country and not a district
donald trump wants to turn the US into a freudocracy
by ali._ January 21, 2026
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