cockatiel

species of parrots that are natively found in australia
theyre so fucking cute and all but they can attack their owners

guy 1: yo bro my cockatiel just woke me up in midnight, i feel tired now
guy 2: mine had eggs that just hatched a month ago

by ali._ January 25, 2025

hacktivist

basically a hacker activist. self-explanatory.

"edaalate-ali is a hacktivist group in iran"

by ali._ December 12, 2024

pray i do not find you

a meme that popped on my head

person 1: *does a bad thing*
the police: p ̠̒r ̦͋a̴̜̾y̴͙͘ ̞̽i ̮̂ ͍̑d̴͙͌o ̲͑ ̼̂n̴̻͠o̵͖͐t̶̤̏ ̵͙͂f̴̤̿i ͉͝ṉ̵͊d ̫̀ ̙̈y̶̗̚o̶͎̒u̶͖̚ (basically zalgo text for "pray i do not find you", why are you forcing me to include this urban dictionary)

by ali._ January 14, 2025

k00pkidd

dumbass c00lkidd wannabe skidder

k00pkidd: haha I'm goings to backdoor you gaime!!11!1!!1
normal, sane person: no

by ali._ February 25, 2025

delete the french language pack

basically like "delete system32" but for linux distros

guy 1: yo bro how do i stop this lag from my computer
guy 2: delete the french language pack

by ali._ January 24, 2025

anti-furry movement

bunch of brainwashed 12 year old neo-nazi faggots that should burn in hell for sending innocent people death and rape threats
they like to go around and play with their fake ass nerf guns while screaming "it's hunting time" 50k times until the end of the sun
they should go fuck theirselves

a normal, sane furry: *minding their own business*
the annoying ass anti-furry: ITS HUNTING TIME FOR THE ANTI-FURRY MOVEMENT!!1!1!!1!1!1!

by ali._ February 25, 2025

german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff

example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein

by ali._ January 19, 2025