food lover

aka everyone

"I'm such a food lover"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Food baby

When your belly falls over your belt line.

1.Duude your food baby is getting huge, dont you think its time to go on a diet.

2.Bro what the hell did you feed your food baby today?

by Wade T. Anderson May 14, 2004

Food Guide Pyramid

A term for which all definitions have been deleted, because the duh-weebs who delete them don't have the decency or the capability to write a better daffynition.

Food Guide Pyramid is a food guide for duh-weebs.

by Downstrike November 5, 2004

food whore

a restaurant hostess who aggressively solicits people who walk by, usually scantly dressed and often doesn't really speak english.

I enjoyed the walk through South Beach, but the food whores would leave me alone.

by gynomite June 19, 2008

food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

by ewobbel October 27, 2011

Food Slang

Using Food to describe emotions, feelings, situations, tasks, etc.

Dylan: Yo man! You got the spaghetti on the cranberries?

Actual meaning: You got the info on the situation?

Lupe: My crew will pop a meatloaf and all you'll be drinking is cottage cheese for a week!

Actual meaning: My crew will pop a cap and all you'll be drinking for the next week is water!

Dylan: Hey chili dog how was the pimpus de la quality crouton salad with crumpets last night?

Joel: Hustla! Hustla! meatloaf's got nothin' on the big fry. I snappled and crackled and popped and ate a tater tot!

Outsider: WTF! You n00bzors usin' to much Food Slang!

by Dylan K December 10, 2008

Food Baby

When a really skinny person (usually male) eats too much food, their stomach visibly protrudes outward forming a belly that looks quite like a preggers woman.

Really they are just a fatty.

Effect is enhanced by tight t-shirts.

I ate too much. I have a food baby.

I am carrying the food baby of that entire frozen pizza.

by TheMammonMachine October 12, 2009