Flying Asian

When you get porked while swinging in the air wearing a ninja outfit

A: Welp just gave this girl a flying asian.
B: A chick let you pork her while swinging in mid-air wearing a ninja outfit?
A:Yup.
B:Bad freaking Ass

by FlashNasty July 1, 2011

Flying Grosswiler

To get tased in the gluteus maximus or "taint"

The inmate was stuggling so he the deputy performed a flying grosswiler.

by G-14CCB January 6, 2012

Flying V

Slang for a adolescent male virgin.

A reference to the popular Gibson 'Flying V', famous for it's V shaped guitar body. This guitar was originally seen as too radical during its early days, and was generally somewhat unpopular. Since then its popularity and fan base has grown exponentially. Its one of the most coveted guitars on the market.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you hear about James?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Dude, that Flying V totally played his first chord last night."
Dude 2: "Dude!"

by Valient September 4, 2013

flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013

flying fluco

In 1948 Fluvanna County was one of the few teams in Virginia that was playing high school football as the team finished the season with a 7-1-1 record. The 1949 Fluvanna County High School Yearbook, the Fluvannual, makes first reference to the nickname Flying Flucos. As written in the yearbook, "Our next game on November 12 was the pride of the 'Flying Flucos'. Rated as underdogs in this game between Fluvanna and Manchester, we racked up a touchdown, a safety, and an extra point, to edge them 9 - 6. This is the team, incidentally, that gave us the name, 'Flying Flucos.' " Prior to this game something was probably said or written about "The Flying Men of Flu.Co." (an attempt to abbreviate Fluvanna County) The students at Fluvanna County HS embraced 'Flying Flucos' and it has been the nickname ever since.

The first attempt to create a visual image of the Flying Flucos mascot was 'Mercury (mythology) Winged Sandals that appeared in the 1950's - 60's. The Winged sandals were said to be made of imperishable gold and they flew the gods as swift as any bird. The Old English script Flying 'F' with wings is now the Flying Fluco logo. Over the years many efforts to make a super hero type character the Flying Fluco mascot were attempted but all never gathered much support. Recently a caped 'Flucoman' mascot has appeared. The Flying Fluco nickname has twice made the ESPN list of Top High School nicknames in the country, once earning the #2 overall selection for 'most unique mascot'.2

The Flying Flucos nickname has been around since 1948.

by FlFlycFlying Flucos Alumni February 20, 2017

flying ass balls

An expression of tiredness and laziness, often used when not wanting to go to work

Holy flying ass balls, I do not want to go to work today.

by Holy balls of fire August 17, 2017

flying eskimo

Sexual intercourse with an Irish air hostess, joining the mile high club. Named after the pale skin of an Irish person.

Billy: I did the 'flying eskimo' on the way back from Cancun, she was amazing.
Dave: well done!

by Bigp October 23, 2017