High-Fluting Economist

1. An economist or talking head who sings the praises of the wealthy corporations while glossing over the miserable state of the working class. This would generally include the majority of all economists since only the wealthy corporations can afford to hire official excuse-makers.

2. Roughly, anyone who tells you to "whistle while you work".

3. One who plays the skin flute for his corporate daddies in exchange for Ass Tokens.

The word 'highfallutin' is based on a midwestern slang pronunciation of high + fluting or flutin'. The adjective is meant to humorously contrast the fancy and ghey sounds of a flautist (flute player) with the seriousness of everything else in the real world.

That high-fluting economist thinks he's really something special in his fancy suit and gold watch. He's just putting lipstick on a pig.

My boss has been listening to that high-fluting economist on Fox News and now he's got the Ayn Rand Effect so I could get fired just for showing up today.

by FLSqueezed July 21, 2011

The one eyed yogurt flinger.

The erect male sex organ.

She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.

by Cevin December 10, 2007

Triple Finger Flinger

The act of taking your first three fingers, dipping them in pizza sauce, and inserting in vaginal cavity

i want to give Megan Fox a triple finger flinger

by deenutz17 December 20, 2009

give a flying dog fuck

It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"

by carecare7 May 4, 2014

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017

flying a kite

To be high on drugs, especially ecstasy or other psychedelic drugs.

Oh my God, this song makes me feel like I'm flying a kite!

by xxxx____sss August 4, 2009

flingationship

The type of relationship 2 people have when they don't mess around with other people but they know it's not very serious so they can act like themselves.

There is no need to keep track of anniversary dates when you're in a flingationship

by Shante July 28, 2004