noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.
CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.
At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.
fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.
At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.
fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.
8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022
Get the fucktarditismug. Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!
While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022
Get the Fucktardmug. The type of person that sends you chain email concerning new years a month or several months into the year.
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
Get the fucktardmug. a fucking retard with no life. tends to be an asshole. goes for older women, will never get laid. has endless amounts of butt buddies. walks around with his shirt tucked in like a homo. usually has random circles on the top of his head.
by yellow belt April 5, 2008
Get the Fucktardmug. It's a guy named Dan who is paranoid of every one who is by him he thinks that every one is out to dis him or take some thing from him. A guy who will go out of his way to do another wrong because in his mind you did some thing to him but you don't know it . Happens others because of his own twisted thoughts like"hey he looked at me like I was stupid" and Dan will sell revenge upon you for it.
Your neighbor Dan the fucktard flattened my tire because he said I slammed my door hard so he would be disturbed and make him mad on purpose. What a fucktard
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
Get the Dan the fucktardmug. by Anamaericana January 21, 2016
Get the fucktardmug. by Bill0249 February 8, 2010
Get the Fucktardmug.