Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021

American Football

Americans speed running brain damage.

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."

by Denkire March 22, 2021

American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.

American football is fucking shit

by Simple fakts April 4, 2021

Billerica Football

A pack of wild animals that will beat you no matter what cause. These mother fuckers have zero tolerance for any type of loss in their whole life. Even saying the team’s name sends a shiver down anyone’s spine in fear that their team has to face another loss.

“Yo! You heard about Billerica Football?”

“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast”

by CoochieSlayer305 April 9, 2021

Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues

Good we had a fanny football player on our team.

by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012

snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.

dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"

by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011

Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011