small facts

Making it seem true but doesn’t want to admit it

I’m really nice

“That’s small facts”

by Itstherealtruth September 15, 2019

niagara falls of blood

the definition of a hell women have to go through for the human species to survive. also known as a period.

guy 1 hey did you know my girlfriend is on her niagara falls of blood this week? ive gon out 3 different times to get her chocolate

guy 2 yo man that sucks

by i.make.weird.definitions. August 5, 2020

true facts

All facts are true, and the way it’s used “true facts” is like saying “true correct” and that makes it worse.

Kid 1: Man Jordan wasn’t shit

Kid 2: True facts
What it actually means in English
Kid 1: Man Jordan wasn’t shit
Kid 2: True correct
Don’t be an idiot, use it jokingly

by Chiminut February 6, 2022

toyotas.speak.facts

The act of breaking into someone’s house and shoving a car down their peehole.

‘I’m gonna toyotas.speak.facts Gabriel tonight! It’s going to be hilarious!’

by Trickster. October 15, 2021

false brain

the thing that happens when ur dad buys ur degree aka George Waker Bush

george bush sr. bought his son's degree from Yale UNiversity, so he has a false brain.

Bush is a stupid fuck face.

by vickec December 9, 2004

false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

Drapery Falls

When a girl goes down below and starts sucking on your junk, you wait till you are about to cum and then cum ALL around her face. Once the cum is all around her face you wait and the cum falling down her face represents Drapery's as in drapery's on your wall. It also represents Niagara Falls as the cum drips from her face.

The cum slowly drips down her face and slows down which are the drapery's and when thay are falling its as if it was cum falls which comes out to Drapery Falls.

by isamu999 December 5, 2007