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English people

Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.
Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.
John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P
by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018
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English or Spanish

English or Spanish. A TikTok meme that went viral this summer. Basically someone asks English or Spanish and once they answer u say. “First person to move is gay” usually to the song static by Steve Lacy, and everyone freezes. Unless u openly gay
Person 1: English or Spanish?
Person 2: uh… i guess English.
Person 1: first person to move is gay!
(Everyone freezes until the first person to move moves)
by Mr.McChicken June 17, 2024
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OG English Gang

Only the elite interlects... Plus Ryan obviously. No man will ever fall over as much as Rory, no man will ever be as disappointing as Ryan and no woman will ever make such a mistake that Amber has not already made worse of. At this point, it's kinda dying but the lasting memory needs to be kept, for Batty's sake at a bare minimum. Liv will never be missed, but our memes will never be outperformed... Our legacy lives on forever! Also, we have Ellie, bc why not?!
Damn, I miss OG English Gang with Miss Armes... Those were the days!!
by OGEnglish November 22, 2022
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The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
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English boxwood

The act of a female performing self pleasure with the assistance of a second party physically manipulating the fingers, hand, or forearm of the female.
She was feeling tired last night when it was time for some serious masturbation but I was able to assist with an English boxwood.
by croppppppppppppppp December 9, 2022
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National hit an English day

On November 23rd you can hit an English person
Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.
by Gay boy alex November 23, 2020
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