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oliver kinda exists

An amazing TikToker and Instagram user who is in the Pokémon fandom. He is also known as Colress’ husband. Xe has amazing art talent and draws super cute things
“Hey, have you heard of oliver kinda exists? He’s amazing!!”-Person 1
“No I haven’t”-Person 2
You’re a loser then”-Person 1
by Torrinalay March 11, 2022
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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Lack of Being Existent

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade
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Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.
Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.
by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022
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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by wokeup2this July 21, 2022
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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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La Calle no existe

La Calle no existe
La Calle no existe
by Real Alberto July 23, 2022
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