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Church of Dog

In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!

The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).
by Church of Dog November 14, 2018
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Sorry dog

To wipe ones bare behind over someone else's pillow or bed linens, typicall without the other person's knowledge.
John broke into Bill's room and sorry dogged his pillow.
by Toddman18 October 2, 2011
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crimp a dog

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour
by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010
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Ra dog

When you light your dick on fire and penetrate a pussy in order to prevent pregnancy through Ra’s fiery power.
Jarrett: “Damn, I don’t have a condom.”
Andrew: “What’re you going to do?”
Jarrett: “I’m going to Ra Dog her so the cummies will burn.”
by Da real Ra January 16, 2021
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Front Dogging

The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.
Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.
by frontdogger October 23, 2013
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Mark Dog

Shark meat on SaltedMilk#4740’s dick
“Let’s put the shark meat around your dick and call it a mark dog” -Walter 2022
by hennf April 29, 2022
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satellite dog

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.
The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.
by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009
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