Stranger Danger

Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.

WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017

Justin DeAngeles

A fucking dumbass, this boy doesn’t even know where he is half the time. He may be all honors but he is all stupid

Hey dude, Justin DeAngeles is an idiot

by Reesescott36 November 10, 2017

wet dangelo

Where you shove you’re own cock in your ass while you cum inside of it

I do the wet Dangelo all the time!

by Jules225 November 30, 2017

thicc danger

Beautifully thicc, tantalizingly thin.

"That girl Emily over is what would call thicc danger, and I love it"

by Shaddenfroyd May 9, 2018

pale danger

Beautiful white women.

I can't help it, I'm in love with a pale danger.

by AZStorm May 22, 2018

Spectral Dangerwank

Wanking while in close proximity or currently being spooked by a ghost.

I was just wanking in my room when all of the sudden I was spooked by a ghost, guess it turned out to be a Spectral Dangerwank.

by Ipomcea August 6, 2018

Rex Dangervest

Radical

Emmet
Xtreme.

A handsome guy with chiseled features hidden under baby fat, Someone that’s more damn mature then Emmet Brickowski.

Hey guys, it’s Rex Dangervest!

Emmet: Why is he so better than me?

by Gladdy173 January 7, 2020