Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011

crunchy city

A place comprised of people obsessed with eating healthy.

"That is the 6th farmer's market we've passed on this road!"
"Yeah, this place is a crunchy city."

by rdf April 10, 2015

crunch factor

When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement

Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"

by Crunchmen November 17, 2015

crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

Crunchy

Used to describe someone when they are being grouchy, crabby, irritable, etc. A much softer way to call someone out on it and describe their mood.

"Have you seen your brother today? That fools been going around frowning at everyone and making rude remarks. Why's he being so crunchy?"

by pocalyptic June 22, 2017

crutch champ

Any character or champions ( league of legends ) that is obviously overpowered and or/unbalanced beeing way too easy to use and beeing very strong at the same time to the point that a bad player might even look good.

Wow...she just R and im dead...gotta like the crutch champ
Im using this one cause i cant win without it..its my crutch champ

by lipside September 1, 2017