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countretto

That girl is so countretto. She ghetto and country.
by Countretto Female November 26, 2011
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ann coulter

A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2008
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Counterlulz

The enjoyment taken out of ruining someone elses fun. Especially on a messageboard/forum.
Kiko: Bugman89, why did you ruin it?

Bugman89: Because I also get lulz from ruining you guys' fun. I call it counterlulz
by Dudey McCool April 27, 2009
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counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.
guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."
by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010
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countridiot

Example:

Billy Bob: " I waited in line for 2 days for Luke Bryan tickets"

Billy Ray: "You are such a countridiot!"
by j to the jv November 20, 2013
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Country Corn Dog

When you do anal with your partner after they just ate corn on the cob. Then you titty fuck them.
My partner had corn for lunch so I gave them a Country CORN DOG for dinner.
by BPCM March 11, 2015
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country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.
It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.
by cilantrodick March 22, 2016
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