confuzzled

(v) the state of being really confused and puzzled.

Those who cannot speak English makes me confuzzled.

by gem November 26, 2004

Conforce

1.) A conjuction of the words Convince & Force.
2.) To make up someone's mind for them. Not give them the option to say no

John doesn't want to go out with us tonight. We'll have to conforce him to come with

by Shawn Baker April 13, 2007

Confuzzle

Confused and/or puzzled

She was confuzzled at/about how often the trains came.

by Nufin' January 17, 2009

confuzzling

being in a state of epic confusion; confusing

girl 1: "do you know what to do"
girl 2:"no, do you get it?"
girl 3 (blonde): "NO THIS IZ SO FRIKIN CONFUZZLING!"

by Ja-chan, Miineh-chan January 11, 2010

Confuzzlation

the state of one not in understanding of one else.

-Dude, what are you saying?

-I have no idea

-damn thats confuzzlation right there

by bobble888 April 4, 2010

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

Confused Polak

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012