Compstipation

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

by B-child April 2, 2006

Google complex

The condition of a person or group of persons who exudes an air of omniscience or omnipotence. Similar to the idea behind "god complex", but contrasting in that Google actually exists, granting greater credibility to the younger term's user.

Judy acts like she knows everything; it's like she has a Google complex.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."

by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006

Frank Sinatra Complex

The condition in which a male develops an unsatiable appetite for smart-looking clothes, alcohol, tobacco, gambling, eating out, and hookers. The individual may also spend large amounts of cash entertaining friends and family and will never show up somewhere empty-handed. Furthermore, the individual will have a very well-mannered, cavalier and care-free attitude, however, if anyone interferes with his lifestyle or family and friends he will go into Mafia-schizo-psychosis and is extremely dangerous, i.e. may threaten individuals lives, be seen screaming on the phone, might be huddled whispering to friends, or perhaps consume large amounts of alcohol and gamble dangerous levels of income.

(1)"Hey what's up man?! Where's your brother at? He just got out of the Marines after 2 tours in Iraq, right?"

"Yeah, he's back, but he's developed major Frank Sinatra Complex you should hit him up if you want to party"

(2) If you speak to an individual about their plans and they say, "Well, I'm going out with Gina to dinner than drinks...afterwards I'm going with the guys to Atlantic City because I have a comped room and were gonna gamble, drink, and bang hookers all damn night (exhales smoke from a Camel cigarette, sips a Belvedere-double, and smiles)" - he may have acute Frank Sinatra Complex

by RAYBCK January 6, 2011

missouri compromise

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.

Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.

by Ricochet Jones August 19, 2006

LDC company

A trio of awkward pre-teens lacking direction, style, technique or talent. What is being done can not be classified as a "company" any more. It is the ashes of disaster. There is no competition, performance work is limited to elks club holiday handicapped party and old age homes, no trips in the past three years and it is extrememly expensive. There is nowhere to go from here but up unless the entire idea is scrapped.. which is the best idea that would have happened there in a long time.

ldc company ashes of disaster september 11

by pokerface33 March 13, 2009

Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.

-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?

by SinisterL August 3, 2010