oxford college

1. a school in the middle of nowhere (Oxford, GA) that no body knows of, wheres theres nothing to do except drink yourself stupid and go hang out in the woods neard the confederate graveyard
2. the backdoor into emory
3. a place that when your friends ask you where you go to school, you just say emory to save urself the trouble of explaining what oxford is
4. a school so small that you know every who goes there, has gone there, and will eventually go there

"You go to Oxford College? Whats that?"

by Cris Dizon July 18, 2006

Roanoke College

roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.

"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"

by prettyboyo4 June 20, 2006

Roanoke College

Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.

Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?

Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class

Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck

by GoNoke2 March 15, 2011

College student

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

by ivytrash October 20, 2008

college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

colleen

a Irish girl who is nice talks fast and could rap and could dance and she is really smart

Girl 1: dang colleen can dance
Girl 2: colleen could also talk fast maybe rap too
Girl 1: I agree about colleen

by docter right February 23, 2017

Slutty college

a college that will accept anyone

Did you hear Tom and Joe got into Devry so what it is a slutty college.

by the elder scroll November 4, 2009