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Sucks Chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
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tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.
Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.
by LarksAbout March 1, 2017
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Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.
While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.
by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.
"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"
by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008
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Chode chaser

A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!
Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.
by Sexymandingo February 19, 2017
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Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.
Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!
by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014
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Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.
Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...
by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009
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