Chinese Dick Trap

Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.

Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.

by Work Head June 30, 2022

Chinese Democracy Syndrome

When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.

It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.

by bungelina January 26, 2010

Chinese-Whispers Effect

The effect that occurs when something is heard through word of mouth, a variation on the original message or topic of discussion, as commonly happens in the childhood game of Chinese-Whispers.

"Man i heard you were walking coast to coast!?, for charity or something?"
"Nope, but my mum is."
"Huh, must have been the Chinese-Whispers Effect"

by blurnsgha February 25, 2008

chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014

Chinese Finger Trap

When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.

"Fuck this midget has us in a Chinese Finger Trap!"

by SIXTY6 May 14, 2010

Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

by CJudge941 June 16, 2011

Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007