A transgender, Jabba the Hutt lookin virgin who smells like shit, lives in his parents' basement and jerks off to Fortnite. He's so fat, he can't see his own feet and his saggy, double D cup milk moobies jiggle and slap him across the face every time he moves. He uses cucumbers, bananas and carrots from the local grocery store as his sex toys cuz he's too poor to buy a real one... except the one he stole from his parents and put on his head... and then up his ass. He only comes out his parents' basement when there's a Fortnite convention in town where he gets to meet other brokeback, titty milked losers and talk about what characters they want to get raped and shat on by.
Person 1: Look at that fag-ass lookin fat kid
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
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Get the carter mug.Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.
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