Carpet

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.
Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
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carpet

"You dumb carpet!"
by TheNicknameClub November 16, 2017
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Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.
Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.
by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021
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carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair
"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs April 13, 2012
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rough carpet

A person with a on shaved clit
Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet
by Vag is bad February 27, 2023
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Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
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Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.
by Realistically Realistic July 21, 2017
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