your couch

The heady way to say "fuck you."

"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

by imtheantelope June 29, 2008

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

Cleveland coughdrop

When a man goes in for a physical and plays a joke on the Dr. by tucking his nuts back into his abdomen and when the Dr. goes to do the "nut check" the man laughs and lets out a HUGE cough dropping his balls into the unsuspecting Docs palm!

Dude!..I cleveland coughdropped this female nurse today at the clinic! She shit her skirt.

by tRIP sEVN October 18, 2008

couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Occasionally believed by the uneducated to have been made famous by Lil' Kim et al. Actually made famous in the original 1975 hit about a New Orleans hooker "Lady Marmelade" by Patti Labelle.
Kids today, honestly.

"Some ignoramus at urbandictionary.com actually thought "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" was made famous by a bunch of carbon cutout pop has-beens. Can you believe it?"

by Disco Stu-pid March 26, 2005