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slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L
If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.
by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017
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prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
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Coming out of The Closet

Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual
John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!
by Awesoken June 17, 2020
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓇, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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In The Closet

In The Closet is a sex position, you lay in bed, i sit in the closet :/
1. Hey wanna do the "In the closet"
2. What's "In the closet"
1. You'll see, just trust me
2. Ok
by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020
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Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
by ElectroniK February 19, 2021
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In the closet

Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is
by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021
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