Clitty Clutcher

Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.

I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole

by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025

Landmark Cliché

A famous tourist attraction that is used in a Television show or movie to show that a scene takes place in a certain city

The Cathedral of St. Basil is used as a landmark cliché for Moscow

by o23gfh November 2, 2025

Butt Clutching

The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders

Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.

by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025

twitty twitty chitchat

The ( usually ) superfluous textual

content on a twitter note .

Had a really great day out shopping -

went to A&F in the morning.... guess

who I saw there....

twitty twitty chitchat

by E - FUMBLER December 9, 2008

co-mingling cliches

combining words used in more than one cliche

I'm not a rocket surgeon, you know. That was just a blip in the road. He likes co-mingling cliches.

by selmorides April 27, 2010

burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017