car fetish 

so basically this is a disease cause basically people who got this fetish will soon like to watch cars in porn sites and this disease is very weird i should say i mean...
who wants to watch car vids on porn sites
ay

oy lad you have a car fetish ay?

car fetish by Woшкент June 14, 2018

Car Guy 

Car guys are equivalent to horse girls. As car guys get no pussy they are usually attracted to men. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.

Car guy: I like that car
Lady: oh so you are a homosexual

Car Guy by .?2&;$/&3$ August 27, 2021

car port 

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

car port by Dickus September 9, 2005

car gymnastics

To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.

I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.

car gymnastics by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006

car enema 

The process of washing the undercarriage of an automobile at a car wash.

As I drove into the car wash, the rush of high pressured water to the undercarriage startled me; while this was my first car enema, it certainly will not be my last.

car enema by Jackspenn March 8, 2008

Car Enthusiast

Someone that knows little to nothing about cars. Doesn't mind making fun of himself when a question about cars comes up.

Say it slow to emphasise the sarcasm.

Alex: Hey what kind of engine does the Lexus RC have?

Zorair: It has quad vtec swagmoney.

Alex: You're such a "car enthusiast"

Car Enthusiast by Zorro96 November 16, 2015

car hoe. 

one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group

no example cause i'm lazy

car hoe. by booger December 2, 2003