Bulgarian Breakfast

when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to fuck her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!

we made the bulgarian breakfast together. it was delicious.

by ryan phelan January 13, 2008

breakbeat

A drum beat containing more than one unique time interval between kick drum hits in a measure.

A breakbeat is any drum beat that does not have kick drum hits at every half, quarter, third, eighth etc. measure.

by Capt. Obvious July 29, 2007

Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008

Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).

Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!

by nicocaponi March 23, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast Club

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt

Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.

by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008

portugese breakfast

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.

I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009

California Breakfast

n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake

Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.

I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.

or

That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.

by k0d3 February 21, 2011