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Brand Whore

Noun: a brand whore is a person who would rather wear clothes representing a certain brand than wear clothes that are actually stylish

Noun: a person who is not sponsored by a company, yet still feels the need to represent the brand as an personal statement

Many times this deals with sports clothing (Nike, Adidas, Puma, etc.) or motorsports brands (Redbull, Metal Mulisha, Rockstar)
Tom: *sarcastically* Wow, nice Pumas, too bad you could have gotten some actually stylish shoes for a third of the price
Kevin: Yes, but I'm a proud brand whore, I represent
Tom: Whatever, you're an idiot
Kevin: Don't care, fuck you

Roy: Why do you have a Monster Energy sticker that takes up the whole rear window on your truck? Are you one of their sponsored athletes?
Nevin: Nope, I just want people to know that I like Monster, and I also want to be associated with the Monster Energy crowd.
Roy: Whatever, you're an idiot
Nevin: Don't care, fuck you

Nick: *Sarcastically* dude nice matching Nike tracksuit with matching shoes, socks, headband, and hat.
Devin: Yep, I'm a brand whore, and I don't mind
Nick: Whatever, you're an idiot
Devin: Don't care, fuck you
by KevasaurusRex May 28, 2013
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Brant

1. <noun> A usually woolen, winter-hat, or hat-like object, used to force completely over a person's head & face, often when they are unsuspecting for the purposes of annoyance, & embarrassment..

2. <verb> The act of leaping into the air, & planting a usually woolen winter-hat over a person's head & face with great force when reaching the ground, all the while screaming "BRANT!"

Note: In order for a true 'Brant' to be accomplished, one must bring about the following:

1. The Brant-hat MUST be pulled down over the victim's face past their nose in order to be deemed a true Brant.

2. The Branter must scream "BRANT!" while forcing the Brant-hat over the victim's face.
That rotten, yellow bastard Branted me at the premiere of the new Star Wars film, in front of 300 people!
by TheCreep1 November 24, 2010
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Brandon

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I love him so much!!!!!!!!
He is such a great kisser holy shit is he.

You will never meet another guy like him.
That guy was such a good Brandon.
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Brandon

Best guy to exist.
He's nice, caring, and respects girls.
normally follows a few philosiphys.
like, all that is loved should be protected
he doesent like to fight
but he will to protect ones he loves
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stronger then most
man that brandon is amazing
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Brandon

The sexiest man alive with godly awesomeness. Only chosing the hottest girls, his sexual abilities is legendary and longed for by all the women.

Amazing in bed and like the second coming of Christ.
Omg, he is such a brandon
by idkwhatyouretalkingabout February 5, 2010
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Brandon Lee

is the most amazing person in the world i admire he so muchh i couldnt live with out him he is my bestfriend no matter what i will always be here for him i love him more than anything in the world<3
by mads15 March 22, 2010
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