Boytarded

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.

First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008

board riot

A common event where Vesti board users spam the boards with threads related to one topic. Insidera usually change thier icons to suit it.

TehVestiUser117: Hey, did anyone remember the Pokemon riot two days ago?

InsiderGuy: Yeah, I changed my icon to Charizard during that board riot.

by Nicholas.Y January 11, 2008

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

boarduroy

The track a side-slipping snowboarder makes when they try a run that's too hard for them.

Did you see all that boarduroy under the lift line? The gapers are out in full force today.

by Kanikan December 26, 2011

Boardman'd

Becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.

Big man: Jigga she was totally blottoed
Lil girl: Yeah she was completely Boardman'd!

by 5alonia May 28, 2012

Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.

***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"

by Carlo89 February 28, 2013