vadge beaver

a small fury animal which is placed inside a womans meat curtains. once there this dirty little beaver begins the process of vadginious humdigerry.

"oh my god a vadge beaver just pertruded from my vadge"

by DO YOU DRINK September 15, 2007

sandy beaver

when you have sex with a women on the beach she gets a sandy beaver

I was having sex with my girl friend on the beach and when we were finished she had a sandy beaver

by stickey fingers 99 August 19, 2008

smokey beaver

The act of putting a lit bong into a womens vagina, after place into the vagina, hit her lower torso, thus shattering the bong inside of her. If done correct, smoke will seap out of the vagina, thus producing a smokey beaver.

WARNING: This will not get you high.

Wow!, that smokey beaver looked painfull.

Your pussy looks rotten. Have you been expirencing a smokey beave, or have you had any eight-legged walkers?

by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009

Morning Beaver

1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.

2) Morning breath for your other mouth.

ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.

by echo_echo_echo March 23, 2011

Justin Beiber

A gay little faggot who sings horribly to get paid more money. Justin Beiber has been doing a lot of bad stuff like spitting on fans, peeing in the jail floor and in kitchen, yelling because the airplane can't hold a monkey and a pig so he waits 8 hours to get a private jet, abounding a pet monkey, going to jail for drugs and drag racing, egging a house next door, smokes weed, takes drugs, trying to act like a gangster, thinking Usher is his best celebrity friend, singing horribly, getting one of his gay music videos which doesn't deserve to get views get 1 billion views (thank god PSY has more views than the slut) and he thinks Anne Frank would be a believer.

He is a big disgrace to the Canadian people BUT he also has a lot of fan girls- also has several JB fan armies

The Justin Beiber fans are stupid and don't even know any good music and acts just like him and just try's to fuck up the non believers by acting slutty to them and trying to defend Justin beiber.

I wished Justin Beiber stopped making stupid music!

by KumonSucks July 6, 2014

jealous beaver

Occuring in some women, the vaginal pubic hair becomes jealous of the overbearing presence of the FUPA or GUNT, and naturally gravitates toward that region. The result is a beaver so massive in size, it can span the entire area from the belly-button to the taint. Occuring more frequently in Canadian women.

I thought it was just a happy trail, but when I took her pants off, I was greeted by a very jealous beaver.

You'd need a weed-wacker to trim that jealous beaver, it's huge!

by Mike19 November 7, 2008

beaver box

normally found in any female bathrooms, the box located aside the toilet used to dispose of tramp napkins.

My boss had me clean the beaver box and i didnt wear gloves.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 5, 2005