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1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.

2) Morning breath for your other mouth.
ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.
by echo_echo_echo March 08, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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