The BEST place to live ever! period... end of story. We throw the best parties, have the hottest people and smoke the best ganja.
When someone says we’re going to “the beach” this weekend, they’re referring to Ft. Myers Beach. It doesn’t matter if u go to Verot, Estero, Cypress, Ft.myers or South, we’ll all end up parting together here anyways. Times square and the pier is where its at! You can jump off the pier and get chased by cops, get free skimbording lessons from hot guys, toke it up on the beach and not even worry about getting caught….cause everyone’s a beach bum here and we’re all gettin stoned.
FMB is happnin during spring break. Traffic is hell and tourists can go to hell, but the hot guys that come for the months of March and April are heaven.
We throw the best parties around. Everyone knows if u want pot u go back behind the hooters and the lani kai doesn’t check ids. We party on the beach and under bridges all night long.
I know henna tattoos isn’t all you can get from Ossi. I know that when u go to the beach, McDonalds is where lunch is bought, cause we’re all broke as hell. I know that if I go to Publix I’ll most likely see about 10 people I know. This is the smallest town EVER! Everyone knows everyone and all of their business(no secrets here…whatsoever).
Karaoke is sung at Junkanoos every night. Everyone knows the matchbox doesn’t sell matches and the beached whale isn’t a helpless animal, the surf club isn’t an organized group of surfers nor do they offer lessons, unless you’d like to perfect your drinking habits, yet most beach kids have that art mastered by age 12. Going on a run, involves a trip inland, a fake id from Naples and a 30 pack...not running shoes. As you should know Pirate Pete’s has nothing to do with a pirate. The shrimp festival is pretty much the highlight of our year here. Don’t buy ice cream from the palm-tree bicycle carts on the beach, everyone knows that guy’s a (former?) crack dealer. (I’ll stick with Ben & Jerry thanks) FMB is amazzzing. Even though I still don’t know what a Wahoo Willie is, I’m so proud to be able to call Ft. Myers Beach home!
When someone says we’re going to “the beach” this weekend, they’re referring to Ft. Myers Beach. It doesn’t matter if u go to Verot, Estero, Cypress, Ft.myers or South, we’ll all end up parting together here anyways. Times square and the pier is where its at! You can jump off the pier and get chased by cops, get free skimbording lessons from hot guys, toke it up on the beach and not even worry about getting caught….cause everyone’s a beach bum here and we’re all gettin stoned.
FMB is happnin during spring break. Traffic is hell and tourists can go to hell, but the hot guys that come for the months of March and April are heaven.
We throw the best parties around. Everyone knows if u want pot u go back behind the hooters and the lani kai doesn’t check ids. We party on the beach and under bridges all night long.
I know henna tattoos isn’t all you can get from Ossi. I know that when u go to the beach, McDonalds is where lunch is bought, cause we’re all broke as hell. I know that if I go to Publix I’ll most likely see about 10 people I know. This is the smallest town EVER! Everyone knows everyone and all of their business(no secrets here…whatsoever).
Karaoke is sung at Junkanoos every night. Everyone knows the matchbox doesn’t sell matches and the beached whale isn’t a helpless animal, the surf club isn’t an organized group of surfers nor do they offer lessons, unless you’d like to perfect your drinking habits, yet most beach kids have that art mastered by age 12. Going on a run, involves a trip inland, a fake id from Naples and a 30 pack...not running shoes. As you should know Pirate Pete’s has nothing to do with a pirate. The shrimp festival is pretty much the highlight of our year here. Don’t buy ice cream from the palm-tree bicycle carts on the beach, everyone knows that guy’s a (former?) crack dealer. (I’ll stick with Ben & Jerry thanks) FMB is amazzzing. Even though I still don’t know what a Wahoo Willie is, I’m so proud to be able to call Ft. Myers Beach home!
by hipppiee April 12, 2008
Get the ft.myers beach mug.Long Beach, New York is a really chill town with cool kids. Everyone knows basically everyone. There are surfers, skaters, preps, and lacrosse heads. Most kids start drinking and smoking weed in the 7th-9th grade. Its pretty isolated from the rest of long island so there arent so many out-of-towners partying with the rest of us. People usually dont make plans, instead you can just walk around to find people and that would be who you hang out with, whether you like them or not. A lot of the kids go to catholic schools but still hang out with the public school kids. The high school in long beach looks like a prison from the outside and it air conditioned so that your always cold. there are two deans that will probably be there until the world ends, ms.palmer and ms. butler. everyone hates the freshman no matter how cute they are, and only the cool sophmores, juniors, and seniors hang out with eachother, all of the others just hang out in their own group. the surf in long beach is pretty good but even long beach native prefer the beaches in lido beach, or jones beach. on the island of long beach there's point lookout, which is just like long beach except even more isolated, lido beach the more wealthy part of long beach, the east end, the place to be during the winter because of its larger houses to fit more people, west end home, which is basically the middle of nowhere, the west end which is where the famous irish day parade taakes place, probably the best place for drinking and hanging out, and atlantic beach
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by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010
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by boy be cakin August 4, 2011
Get the Cakin it on da beach mug.Positive things about Long Beach MS: Everyone who is anyone wants to live here. It`s a clean, low-crime little city West of Gulfport MS, and East of Pass Christian MS. It lines the Gulf of Mexico, and is part of the gulf coast. it has a beautiful, and historical looking downtown.
Negative things about Long Beach MS: It has the highest property taxes in MS. It has a lot of elderly people that don`t have lives, because they`ve already lived them. Don`t walk down the street because someone will call LBPD on you. LBPD is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you`re going to get, but most of them make you sick. Younger people need to take over the political positions in Long Beach MS, and invite businesses to come thrive, and help lower taxes. It needs more diversity, and less rich, and deep pocketed city officials.
Negative things about Long Beach MS: It has the highest property taxes in MS. It has a lot of elderly people that don`t have lives, because they`ve already lived them. Don`t walk down the street because someone will call LBPD on you. LBPD is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you`re going to get, but most of them make you sick. Younger people need to take over the political positions in Long Beach MS, and invite businesses to come thrive, and help lower taxes. It needs more diversity, and less rich, and deep pocketed city officials.
Q: I love living in Long Beach MS, but what`s up with all of the houses for sale?
A: People can`t afford to live here due to the taxes & house insurance costs.
No trailer-homes aloud in Long Beach MS!
Cost of living in Long Beach MS is the same as in NY, and CA, only the residence here earn a lot less in income.
Q:What is a cost of living raise?
A:Long Beach MS doesn`t know.
A: People can`t afford to live here due to the taxes & house insurance costs.
No trailer-homes aloud in Long Beach MS!
Cost of living in Long Beach MS is the same as in NY, and CA, only the residence here earn a lot less in income.
Q:What is a cost of living raise?
A:Long Beach MS doesn`t know.
by housepoor June 21, 2011
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I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
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I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
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by Border Brother September 8, 2005
Get the beaching it mug.Chocha refers to the beautiful honeycup known as the female yoni. It is an ancient Taino (indigenous peoples of Puerto Rico) slang word which calls to the English-speaking mind a conch. Nay, it is that sweet human shell from which we all came. If you're still at a loss, it's a twat.
When paired with the word "beach" the phrase becomes a euphemism for swimming in the seas of said sweet human shell, or, as the kids say, muff diving.
One can go to "chocha beach" but one can still fail at it in general. One who swims particularly well at "chocha beach" is a blessed, blessed soul for whom there are no limitations. Yea, verily, they are to be treasured.
One would be remiss to not mention the many Eastern Sea Board residents who commonly refer to the polluted Orchard Beach as "Chocha Beach" for it's foul odor. But that is a hateful expression, playing upon the false notion that women be nasty.
When paired with the word "beach" the phrase becomes a euphemism for swimming in the seas of said sweet human shell, or, as the kids say, muff diving.
One can go to "chocha beach" but one can still fail at it in general. One who swims particularly well at "chocha beach" is a blessed, blessed soul for whom there are no limitations. Yea, verily, they are to be treasured.
One would be remiss to not mention the many Eastern Sea Board residents who commonly refer to the polluted Orchard Beach as "Chocha Beach" for it's foul odor. But that is a hateful expression, playing upon the false notion that women be nasty.
"Gurl, I could tell he hadn't had many swimming lessons when he went to Chocha Beach last night."
"I'm telling you, muthafucka best bring out the floaties because he owes me some deep sea diving at Chocha Beach."
"I'm telling you, muthafucka best bring out the floaties because he owes me some deep sea diving at Chocha Beach."
by DianasaurusWrecks July 28, 2011
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