boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)

by elle.ninho March 14, 2011

Boing Loing

Slaping a girl with your sack as fast as you can. Up and down. Side to side.

I was pissed at at my girl friend so, I boing loinged her.

by The Retard October 15, 2012

Boning Bug

Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.

The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!

by ermahgerdddd February 20, 2013

boing hop

when you jump above your opponent and land on them with your ass, doing massive damage

I can't believe I lost because of a boing hop. Shoulda never let my guard down!

by foolguy July 14, 2013

bofeng

A man of great wisdom and knowledge. Can potentially make predictions about the future. A nice person who all appreciate, except for the spiritually misguided. The name is of Chinese (Han) descent and traditionally known to seduce girls.

For example, a university student, Andrew (a Bofeng), who is the guru of life decisions.. A great guy, very mature. However his power can make others envious and turn on him.

by Dolphineditor January 3, 2014

Boringify

To transform something awesome and interesting into a more boring version of itself.

I wrote a really creative paper on Shakespeare and Transformers, but my professor said it was unacceptable, so I had to boringify it to meet lame school standards, and got an A.

by newwcool October 8, 2016

Boingy

A real jiggly but petite booty

Bro, she got dat boingy back thea

by Philly_Boy January 7, 2017