boardwalk

a simple-minded pun on a slang term for oxys, also known as OCs... (i.e. oxycontin/ocean city)

"going to the boardwalk" has become the newest way to tell your friends you plan on bumping, slamming or taking oxys

Person1: "ssgood?!! heard were going to the boardwalk?" tonight"
Person2:"Yeah boy I got a bunch of big boys.. were gonna get so fucked up!!"

by ismashthisverse February 19, 2010

boarding school

A place where students can receive a good education, while also living the life of an orphan. These students' parents are often workaholics who are either unwilling or unable to raise their own children. Instead of growing up with parents, siblings, relatives, and guardians, 14 year old children are sent away on their own and forced to become family with strangers they may or may not like.

While parents will brag about the excellent education their children are receiving, they fail to acknowledge that they don't even see their children regularly enough to actually see what schoolwork they are doing. In reality, these children could receive just as good of an education in a day school while also maintaining normal living arrangements with their own families.

Some of these parents will be delusional and claim that they are involved in their boarding children's lives more than parents of regular students are. No, seeing your children a few days a year does not count as good parenting. Basically, this is pretty much an upscale orphanage where kids do not have the opportunity to excel in anything offered outside of their confined boarding school community. These children won't get part time after school jobs, won't get to run errands, won't get to visit out of town family/friends, and pretty much will have little contact with the real world.

I went to boarding school, AKA I pretty much raised myself and wasn't allowed to do anything outside of my school, include see my own parents, without a dean's permission.

by Brielle A July 21, 2011

boardslut

A slut who has sex with guys only if they: snowboard, skateboard, or surf. The dream of these girls is to pop their cherry while doing one of the aforementioned "sports". Or if cherry-popping is not possible (i.e. already happened) then she just wants to fuck while doing the sport.
She is usually blonde with blue/green eyes and has a pussy as loose and a rubber-band. But still guys love her.

Ally is a boardslut with Kyle, the surfer, Matt, the skater, and Jason, the boarder.

Don't be such a boardslut.

She got the world's worst tan while she was being a boardslut in Hawaii.

by Lolita Promises March 29, 2008

From the Midway boards

To be "from the Midway boards" is to be unintelligent, or of a very young age (approx 10 years old). A popular phrase in the gaming community derived from ribbing members of a certain internet message board, renowned for being very young and/or quite dim. One does not actually have to have visted said website to be "from the Midway boards," as it is just a euphemism for acting childish, immature, or just generally stupid.

SEKTORZSUBSCORPIONCHI666: H3y haz anyne1 seen THe movie JAWS!???????????????????????? IT Has real scareey shaarks in it and they bit peeple and they bleed and blood GOES EVERYWHERE and it rocksz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?

by Mr. Tobias October 4, 2005

Boarder

Cross between a skater and (I hate to say it...) a skier. Rides a snowboard.

...should be self explanatory. (i had to use the word "Boarder" in my example)

by Prodigy IV July 15, 2008

Boarding

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.

Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.

by UofPittEE July 20, 2009

Bard

1. A poet, often a singing poet who might improvise his work, who was around during ancient and mediaeval times. They would often travel between town and town to recite folk ballads and songs. A famous example of a bard is the blind Greek known as Homer.

2. Nickname for Shakespeare

1. The bard came to the village to tell tales of times of old and distant lands.

2. Although many people think either (a) "Shakespeare uses too much old english" or (b) "Shakespeare's too intellectual," the Bard's works have remained timeless for over 400 years

by aleclair July 1, 2005