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APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'
by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017
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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017
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Apple

That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.
I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000
by computerman76 March 10, 2018
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Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck
Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.
by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018
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Apple

The gratest and most reliable weapon against doctors.
by exhausted peaches May 29, 2018
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apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up
don't be a apple berry farquaad
by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018
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apple

does your mom have an apple
by beyourself1234 December 11, 2018
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