Oscar

Oscar is an all consuming pit of me (I know I write bad reports it’s my job).Everyone gives him attention and eats it all up like he hasn’t had a meal in a week he even sucks it up like noodle on chopsticks.You should know that popularity doesn’t make you cool it’s kindness and I have been through a stage from nice to bad and I have regretted it ever since.So to all my readers out there please please know that you are perfect just the way you are 👍🏻. Yours truly galaxy x

Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.

by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023

Oscar

Oscar carry’s a gigantic dick between his legs, he will beat the shit out of you then proceed to shove his cock in your girlfriend, Oscar will leave all the woman limping after giving them a orgasm too hot to handle

Holy shit Oscar beat the shit out of me and fucked my girlfriend he is such a badass

by IceColaIgetBar May 17, 2022

Jem-Oscar

An Oscar or a Jem is a foreign muscular prostitute that's gets imported into the USA. These men get married to a rich idiot. They pretend to be self made. They pretend to work.

You're not a real estate agent, you're a Jem-Oscar

You didn't pay for that trip to Dubai, you pulled a Jem-Oscar

by ChazzieJeff November 19, 2020

Oscar

Oscar is an assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, never does anything right, and loves to curse alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the time.

Who's that?
Probably just an Oscar.
Probably.

by Real_Oz1 March 25, 2022

Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german

I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft

by JonOna February 1, 2018

Oscar

A person who you can't even refer to as a man due to how much of a little bitch he is. This person gets absolutely zero bitches and is borderline incel like. He is one insult away from killing himself prolly.

what a fucking Oscar(loser)

by anonymous October 20, 2022

Doing an Oscar

Either buying Needless gifts or making yourself look like you are doing good where infact you are doing it for gains for yourself

Oh look at him doing an oscar (going away without his family again)

by Binman25 March 10, 2025