by pp is small August 30, 2020
Get the alpha malemug. by sigma123642 October 14, 2024
Get the Alphamug. Noam , A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. God touched him.
by Gustav123 November 21, 2021
Get the Noam The alphamug. /ˈælfə/
noun (plural = alphas)
1. the beginning
2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)
3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay
4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation
adjective
1. dominant
2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
noun (plural = alphas)
1. the beginning
2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)
3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay
4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation
adjective
1. dominant
2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022
Get the alphamug. n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
Get the Alphamug. by Bigblackman6969420 August 6, 2020
Get the Alpha malemug. A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!
by Fuck swa May 15, 2014
Get the alpha smile dogmug.