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alpha male

Ruqi: I'm an alpha male.
Everyone: Cap.
by pp is small August 30, 2020
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Alpha

Do you see that alpha, oh shit it’s molly cullen.
by sigma123642 October 14, 2024
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Noam The alpha

Noam , A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. God touched him.
by Gustav123 November 21, 2021
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alpha

/ˈælfə/

noun (plural = alphas)

1. the beginning

2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)

3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay

4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation

adjective

1. dominant

2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End." ~Rev 22:13, NIV
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022
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Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
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Alpha male

Jesus Jack Gordon is such an alpha male
by Bigblackman6969420 August 6, 2020
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alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!
by Fuck swa May 15, 2014
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