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jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S December 28, 2005
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albatross

1) A large bird that is said to give bad luck to sailors.
2) Anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune.
2) The oldest pub in Berkley, California.
At length did cross an Albatross:
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.

It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!

And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariners' hollo!

In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.

"God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--
Why look'st thou so?"--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

-the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004
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Albone

The place where u get shot for being black but everybody here acts black there is also a steady uprise in pot smokers...matt noe's gay there are pure albone blood gangstas here so be careful u will get shot
I went to albone and bot an ounce of pot then got shot
by Don't worry bout it May 18, 2003
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Albanian Inchworm

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.
"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."
by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013
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Alberta

The richest province in Canada. And the only economic fuel for Quebec. The French have nothing so they must take what is rightful Alberta's oil and make it "rightfully theirs".
French guy,"Hey we alreay have the rest of Canada to pay for our great health care system; why don't we take our oil money from Alberta and buy our liberal ministers hookers."
by JohnnyB5 December 24, 2005
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album covers

word often mistaken as 'anal bum covers' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy
I'll take anal bum covers for 200
by Chase C June 6, 2005
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Albian

Albian is the embodiment of all things great. He can be considered Godly. Albian is a living legend. Albian is the cat's ass. Second to none.
No example, nothing compares to Albian.
by Allie Boy March 6, 2009
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