alabama meatball sub

the act of shitting in a girls vagina then putting ur balls inside the vagina

hey dude i gave ur gf a alabama meatball sub

by doom sargeant November 17, 2010

Alabama Family Reunion

Incest committed by a large group of family or close relatives.

"I walked into my friends house and saw a Alabama Family Reunion, his sister was all up inside him."

by nopants_bobit October 14, 2011

Alabama house flipping

When you purchase a house, and move it to a Better location to increase its value.

Dude, Tom has made so much money lately. I guess Alabama house flipping really pays off

by Orangeas August 24, 2011

alabama clam slammer

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.

alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand

by Teemurph December 9, 2009

Alabama Dirt Whistle

Some one takes a dump in your mouth and you spit it back into theirs.

Though she wasnt musically inclined,she sure could play a mean Alabama Dirt Whistle.

by Scott,Jacob& Sarah June 22, 2006

Alabama Cold Shower

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)

Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"

by Erutious August 16, 2010

Alabama Ball Wrangle

1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax

if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist

holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010