by abesæd February 22, 2021
Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
by Yachtboy2016 January 20, 2020
John opens can of Monster Energy Drink*
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
by My Pen Name January 06, 2011
His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 13, 2023
A lil boy (my bro) that plays Fortnite. Really annoying, crazy, only drinks candy, eats only fruit snacks , drives everyone crazy
by Reece woods October 27, 2019
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter January 29, 2016
by Gazzy with a g March 14, 2017